Chipotle interview questions

Literally a food service job it should not be this picky. Juwanna Man was interviewing me and literally asked me my hobbies. Like this is Chipotle. I answered every question with diligence and was repeatedly interrupted by a pregnant ruffian with a stomach tattoo distractingly drinking a VERY large cup of soda. Not sure if that was her friend or what but give me a chance?? This was Cal oaks btw. Before the interview, I came in wondering about if I could get free chipotle from working there. When my interviewer sat down and the table rumbled and a sickeningly sweet garlic yeast smell filled the air, I knew the answer and no longer planned on claiming the free bowl. I swear I saw a cricket crawling on the counter and unless yall got him back there making the carnitas, I’m pretty sure that’s a violation. Either way I didn’t see him wearing a hairnet. At the end of the intrrview, I was told I’d be “considered” and called back if they decided yes. Which is minimum wage job speak for u didn’t get the job. I wanted to turn around and offer my EBT card in exchange for employment, but by the way she felt comfortable enough to BELCH during an interview told me she’d probably stuff it in her mouth like the arcade guy from monster house. Hate the stupid AVA CADO. Hate that stupid pun hate that I had to talk to her. 0 stars