You're just a number and not a human being - Software Developer Future Employee Review

I have been sitting on my couch for hours after reading this trying to find these handcuffs you are talking about. I thought about going into the office today, because it’s Taco Tuesday and my office gets a little silly with the shop down the way, but it was really cold outside this morning so I’m sat here working instead. No one is “just a number” here. Do you know how hard it would be to message anyone on Slack if I had to look up numbers instead of names? What a nightmare that would be. Anyway, I sure hope it’s warmer out tomorrow, my office is getting together for drinks after work, and the company is paying! How cool is that?